Who Is The Embodiment Of The Republican Party, You Ask? Ann Coulter, Of Course!

This country would be a much better place if everybody in it was a Democrat. It’s true. Everybody would have equal rights. Less people would be in debt. Other countries wouldn’t hate us so much. Happiness. Unfortunately, conservatives still exist. It seems like they should have died off along with the dinosaurs, but somehow they’ve managed to go on. They still only care about themselves and they still scheme to screw everybody over. That said, there’s one specific person I feel the need to discuss. She is the embodiment of the Republican Party. She is who I would look to if I was insane. Her name is Ann Coulter and for some reason, Republicans such as Mitt Romney feel the need to praise her for her “political views”. I’m not exactly sure what Romney means by that, because I’ve never heard Ann Coulter give one of her views. Instead, she just tends to ramble on about how much she hates Democrats, usually followed by a made up comment that concerns Bill Clinton. There’s never really anything “political” in her speaking. I’ve read and reread her newest book If Democrats Had Any Brains They’d Be Republicans several times, and I have to admit that I don’t think I’ve learned one single thing from the entire thing. The book is made up almost entirely of her past “political” quotes, and is an attempt to trample on the Democratic Party. Thank God liberals have the sense not to listen to her foolishness. We, unlike Republicans, are able to see the difference between fiction and truth.



It’s a sad time in America when any person can consider agreeing with such a wretched woman like Ann Coulter. Unfortunately, some people do agree with her. Not one of those people has an ounce of morals and not one of them cares about another human soul more than their own. They're not capable of it. You see, those who feel this way are not people. They are monsters. I’m not saying this about all Republicans (they’re just idiots), but I’m aiming this comment at anybody who could ever support Ann Coulter. To those of you who disagree with me on this: You are wrong and I am right. Period. There’s not a chance in the world that you’re a better person than I am, so you can go screw off. Peace out.