Who Is The Embodiment Of The Republican Party, You Ask? Ann Coulter, Of Course!

This country would be a much better place if everybody in it was a Democrat. It’s true. Everybody would have equal rights. Less people would be in debt. Other countries wouldn’t hate us so much. Happiness. Unfortunately, conservatives still exist. It seems like they should have died off along with the dinosaurs, but somehow they’ve managed to go on. They still only care about themselves and they still scheme to screw everybody over. That said, there’s one specific person I feel the need to discuss. She is the embodiment of the Republican Party. She is who I would look to if I was insane. Her name is Ann Coulter and for some reason, Republicans such as Mitt Romney feel the need to praise her for her “political views”. I’m not exactly sure what Romney means by that, because I’ve never heard Ann Coulter give one of her views. Instead, she just tends to ramble on about how much she hates Democrats, usually followed by a made up comment that concerns Bill Clinton. There’s never really anything “political” in her speaking. I’ve read and reread her newest book If Democrats Had Any Brains They’d Be Republicans several times, and I have to admit that I don’t think I’ve learned one single thing from the entire thing. The book is made up almost entirely of her past “political” quotes, and is an attempt to trample on the Democratic Party. Thank God liberals have the sense not to listen to her foolishness. We, unlike Republicans, are able to see the difference between fiction and truth.



It’s a sad time in America when any person can consider agreeing with such a wretched woman like Ann Coulter. Unfortunately, some people do agree with her. Not one of those people has an ounce of morals and not one of them cares about another human soul more than their own. They're not capable of it. You see, those who feel this way are not people. They are monsters. I’m not saying this about all Republicans (they’re just idiots), but I’m aiming this comment at anybody who could ever support Ann Coulter. To those of you who disagree with me on this: You are wrong and I am right. Period. There’s not a chance in the world that you’re a better person than I am, so you can go screw off. Peace out.

Conservatives Tend To Be Ignorant About Everything... Especially On "Sensitive" Topics Like Abortion!

When it comes to the “sensitive” topic of abortion, conservatives tend to start babbling on about murder, children’s rights, and some other useless unexplained (usually made-up) crap. However, I personally have never looked at it with any of those views in mind, mostly because I’m a sane liberal, but also because I don’t like the idea of innocent women getting hurt. Why should a woman be forced to have a child that she knows she’ll never be able to provide for? Why should a teenager have a child that she’ll be forced to sacrifice her own life for? Why should a victim of rape be forced to birth a child, who will serve as a constant reminder of the terrible things that have happened to her? It makes no sense to me why anybody would ever find a situation like this appropriate to bring a child into this world. Those people (most often Republicans) should be ashamed of themselves. Yeah, that’s right. They should all be embarrassed that they could ever possibly consider these things. Let’s say abortion was to be stopped and women lost even more rights. Okay... Do any of you stupid Republicans honestly think these women aren’t going to abort those fetuses? Ha! The reason that abortion was made legal in the first place was so that women could have the procedure done in a safer environment. If a woman really wants to get the procedure bad enough, she can still just go down to Mexico and have one done illegally. However, and I would be sure to blame every Republican who opposes my views, those women would more than likely come back mutilated. Many of those women could never have children when they felt the timing was right. Husbands and wives would never be able to start a family. Do you really think that’s fair to anybody? Hell no. Oh, and I have a message to those of you who believe that rape victims should still have the kid and put it up for adoption: Fuck off! One in six women are raped or abused sexually.* Several of those women get pregnant. If all of those women were forced to have their child, there would be a hell of a lot more children in foster care than the system would be able to handle. Even if they could manage, do you honestly think any of those children are going to live a happy, fulfilled life? No. Many of them would get molested and raped themselves. Not exactly a life worth living now is it? Now, be as sane as possible and think about that.

*Rape & Sexual Abuse Statistics: http://www.rainn.org/statistics/index.html?gclid=CKeCuejGl5ECFSUTIgoddH_zGw

Republicans Actually Believe That Invading An Innocent Country Is An Okay Thing To Do... Freakin' Idiots!

You see, when in comes to the war in Iraq, there is not a more ignorant group than the Republican Party. What Republicans honestly believe is that you should support every decision the president of the United States makes, unconditionally. If that were the case with President Bush, the country would be in ruins and everybody would have an unimaginable amount of debt to pay (most of which would probably end up in our presidents pocket). Thank God for us liberals. We can see past the deception of the Bush Administration. We realize that Bush tricked all of the conservatives into believing the War in Iraq had some mysterious tie to 9/11. Guess what Republicans… It does not. Iraq did not pose any sort of threat to the United States of America. They did not have weapons of mass destruction. They never even pretended they did. They were innocent when we savagely invaded their country. They are innocent today. I’m not saying that there weren’t problems over in Iraq, however, nothing that posed a threat to our government. Saddam Hussein was known to have killed several innocent people during his presidency in Iraq. Republicans are only joking themselves if they honestly think that we, the United States, have helped the Iraqi people in any sort of way, shape, or form. All we’ve manage to do is murder, whether through battle or invasion, over 80,000* innocent Iraqi civilians. Not militia; nobody who was trying to kill us; Civilians. Then, our government (primarily Republicans) has the nerve to question why the people there have set up roadside bombs and take our soldiers as hostages? We deserve it. We wrongly invaded them. It was not the other way around. Don’t forget the facts. Why are we still there, you ask? The simple answer: Nobody actually knows, but I personally believe it’s so that we can rob them of all their oil supply. I mean, come on, do you really believe it’s a coincidence that the Bush family used to work in the oil business. Bush, Jr. himself even ran his own out in Texas back in the day. Are you surprised? If so, you deserve a nice big slap across your idiotic face. Ignorance is no better than conservatism, which is among the worst evils in existence. John McCain, of the Republican Party was quoted saying: “A greater military commitment now is necessary if we are to achieve long-term success in Iraq.” If only he would explain to us what that success is… Republicans think they can go and make statements like that and not need to explain any of it. If Republicans want my vote (which is about 99.9% unlikely to ever happen), they need to allow us American citizens our right of knowledge. For me, until we get some proper information explaining Bush’s idiotism, I will just assume that he is wasting funding on robbery. That is what any sane person would assume, after all.

*Current Iraqi Civilian Body Count: http://www.iraqbodycount.org/